The Cop and I...

Ok this story starts back in november, I think... I went to pick up Hannah from gymnastics decided that I would drop Josh off at Arkrod to turn off the wheels, and I would pick him back up when I came through with Hannah. I got to gym. and picked up Hannah and took off, it wasn"t long and I realized I had a flat tire. I pulled into Hudson's and called Josh (who is at work vehicle-less). He said go in and buy some fix a flat and when you get to arkrod I will change your tire or patch it for you. OK , so I bought fixaflat, put it in and took off. I made it to the mall parking lot, you know the dark side where Quality Cleaners is, and pull over. I call josh back and he says well, I will walk up there (About a mile and a half) and change your tire. SO I tell him, no I will change the tire, I just wanted you to know what was going on. He said ok call me if you have any more problems...So I get out my donut, and start looking for the jack... there is no jack (oh yeah, I remember Josh taking it out to fix his trailer...) So, I call Josh back, I cant change the tire because I dont have a jack. So he decides to walk home to get his truck, so he will have a jack to come help me..meanwhile, back at the car.. (I am in my work skirt, Hannah in a leotard) Hannah decides she needs to pee. so we run over to the mall(me thinking the whole time josh is going to show up and we aren't going to be here and he is going to freak.) and the doors are locked... at 8:30... sad... so I tell her she has to hold it. We get back to the car and wait. Then here comes a cop, he turns his spot light on me, guess he thinks i am up to no good. Asks if he can help me, I say yes, let me borrow your jack, so i can change my tire. Sorry Ma'am I cant do that. WHat??? If there is an emergency, I would have to leave and that would leave me without a jack.(ok jerk, how long does it take to change a tire? 5 minutes max?) He asks if i have anyone i can notify so I tell him about Josh going to get his truck. Then this brilliant plan pops into mind. Can you go pick him upand take him home so he can get here faster? The cop agreed.lol so there he goes ... Skip to Josh... he is walking home probably cursing me for dropping him off and who knows what else.. then a cop cars pulls up and asks if he is Josh Smith??(LOL) so Josh says yes, (probably really confused.) The cop proceeds to tell him about me sending him to Josh.(LOL) anyways, so the tire gets fixed and everything is good. ok Skip forward to 2 weeks ago..... I am on my way to get Hannah from gymnastics. (again...) I have my MP3 player in my ears and I am cruising. I am almost to the square, when all of a sudden there are blue lights behind me..SHIT! So, I pull over, SHIT, I am in front of the only fire hydrant on the whole damn road, cant move because he is behind me. I go to unroll my window..and SHIT, I forgot, my window doesnt work. So I sit there, do I open my door? or will he pull a gun on me if I do, or do I sit here and look like I am going to be difficult? (SHIT) So I wait, better safe than sorry, I dont feel like being shot. I put my hands on the steering wheel so he can see they are empty (no more COPS for me) and then I open my door, and tell him about the window he laughs and says ok. so he wants to know if I know why he pulled me over? Ha its not my good looks, so what did I do wrong? was I speeding? possible, do I admit it? what if that wasnt the reason? So I say no. I was pulled over for a tail light that is out. ok, I can get out of this I think. Oh I didnt know... Blah blah blah.. He is real nice and tells me no big deal..Oh did I mention, this is the SAME cop as above?? (and I think he remembers, I mean how can you forget, I sent the poor man to pick up my walking husband....) <--- them guys gotta stick together right?? lol any ways license and insurance please. ok I got those... Let me see..... Where the hell is my license...SHIT.... Oh yeah, Johnathan put it up earlier when we went to doctor.. ok here it is... ok where is my insurance??? SHIT! I am flipping through everything in my glove box... including tampons... and he says.. you know, when those are expired, they are no good and you can get rid of them... NO SHIT! but where is the current one??? Cant find it anywhere. SHIT! now I know I am going to get a ticket. so he says hold on and he steps back and runs my license. thank GOD it came back clear and he says I can go.. WAit, What? no ticket. ok! He says make sure you get it first thing in the morning and get that light fixed! Yessir! Hopefully I will not have many more encounters with this poor man! (and I bet he went home and said the same) The End!